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Кому надо худеть? [Sep. 6th, 2007|11:29 am]
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"Great Way to Burn Calories
POSITIONS:
Missionary..........................12
69 lying down.......................78
69 standing up.....................812
Wheelbarrow........................216
Doggy Style........................326
Italian chandelier...............2,912
ОRGASMS:
Real..................................112
Fake................................1,315
POST ORGASM:
Lying in bed hugging............................18
Getting up immediately..........................36
Explaining why you got out of bed immediately..816
GETTING A SECOND ERECTION: If you are:
20-29 years......................................36
30-39 years......................................80
40-49 years.....................................124
50-59 years...................................1,972
60-69 years...................................7,916
70 and over........................Results are still pending
DRESSING AFTERWARDS
Calmly..........................................32
In a hurry......................................98
With her father knocking at the door.........5,218
With your wife knocking at the door.........13,521
Results may vary."
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